Taken from the 1995 Marshfield High School Yearbook (Coos Bay, OR)
I, Amber Marie Steenbock, being of relatively sound mind and body, do leave to my sisters, with love, my ability to charm teachers. This tool will prove useful although not always effective at the desired times. And to all staff and students of MHS, my warped sense of humor, for use always, or in times of stress. This is my legacy. Remember me and laugh!